"Dick Cheney is bitching that Obama is weakening the USA? Is that bastard serious? When Cheney was in office nearly 3000 people died on Sept. 11, 2001 in the worst ever terrorist attack the USA has ever had."
"Four people died in the attack on our embassy in Benghazi. Four. Not nearly 3000."
"Fuck Duck Cheney."
"I agree, fuck him. But before you do that, look at my hat."
"Fuck that previous guy, look at my hat."
"Fuck both those previous guys, look at my hat."
"Fuck all y'all's hats. And someone please tell me how a woman got into this post."
"Never mind how a woman got into this post, how did a Negro manage to slip in here?"
"Dick Cheney, remember him? Fuck him. He's been wrong about EVERYTHING."