Friday, January 18, 2013

Fuck off and die Lance Onenutstrong

You took performance enhancing drugs and blood doped during all your little bicycle racing victories.  You lied about it, you sued people who were telling the truth about you, you bullied everyone who told the truth about your lies and drug use.  You drove people into bankruptcy.  You cheated, you lied, and you profited from it all.  You are not fit to call yourself a human being.  You are not fit to sniff Greg Lemond's dirty sweaty jock strap.

And now you want us to forgive you and be mad that they accused you of blood doping and taking drugs when you made your comeback after your 'retirement'?  Fuck you.  How do we know you're not lying now?  You lying piece of shit.  Anyone who trusts a single word out of your lying mouth is a fucking idiot.

Take your ball and go home.  Or better yet, go clean toilets in Mumbai.  Go wash the dirty asses of children in the slums of Sao Paulo.  Go pick up trash on the streets of Harlem for the rest of your miserable lying life.

You're awful and you deserve all the scorn that can be heaped on you, you lying pig fucker.


Life As I Know It Now said...

Sheryl is so much better off without him.

gmb said...

He looks like a textbook sociopath because he is one. I'm sure he hates getting caught, but the piles of money will keep him warm.