Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Billy Graham explains why he's supporting the hateful anti marriage equality amendment in NC

"They done tol' me that I'd have to get all gay married if that amendment don't git passed.  See, y'all, I'm 93.  If I had to turn gay and get gay married at my age I'm not sure I could take it.  I'd have to start going to the gym, wearing women's clothes, having sex in rest area and truck stop bathrooms.  And what if it turned out I like dick and gettin' done in mah butt?  I'd have to kick mah self for not turning gay sooner.  So that's why I want to make sure that anti gay marriage amendment passes.  Oh yeah, another reason is, I'm a Christian assholeA total asshole who wants every body to live according to mah holy book of fairy tales.  So there.  And one more thing, Jews ain't going to heaven.  Neither is blacks.  Heaven is only for white folks.  That's why it's called heaven.  Oooh, look, my dick done twitched when I mentioned white people heaven!"


Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Way to piss away any fuckin' good you have ever done with yur life you fucked up old mummy. His son must be so proud to use his decaying father for such a truly human purpose. Fuck their whole family and their god.

Anonymous said...

Nyuk nyuk nyuk. GOOD ONE!

Ricky Shambles said...

This makes me so angry - though your post gave me my second LOL of the day.

I didn't realize the extent of it until I read Cal's post this morning (he's got some feisty commenters over there): As of May 2012, with the passing of North Carolina's gay marriage ban, 12 states prohibit same-sex marriage via statute and 30 via the state's constitution.