Friday, January 27, 2012

Betcha didn't know these fun facts about candy

The rich also made candy out of the poor. They found that candy made from Irish children tasted best.

Too bad they made precious little else or they would have remained a world super power.

Chinese children are among the most easily pleased children on earth.

Children in Mexico are well acquainted with skulls because of all the skull fucking their parents engage in.
Mud and the livers of Jews were also treats tykes in the Middle Ages enjoyed.

Bonus fact about the Middle Ages:

Pants were optional in most countries during the Middle Ages.


Barbara Bruederlin said...

It's what I suspected all along.

dguzman said...

It's like a classical education here.

gmb said...

What dguzman said. Why I wasted $75k on my education is beyond me.