Friday, January 20, 2012

Another one bites the dust

Rick Perry dropped out of the Republican race so he could spend more time with his homophobia.

Mittens is feeling mucho pressure to release his tax returns. He's reluctant to do it because he knows Democrats will make his vast wealth a huge issue in the general election, as well they should.

Newt is pissed off he's getting questions about his marriages and his infidelities. Poor baby, he made Clinton's infidelities an issue, so his should be fair game as well.

Ron Paul is claiming that the Federal Reserve...oh wait, I don't give a shit what the racist homophobe says. He's never going to be the Republican nominee and with a little luck, he and all his followers will travel to the libertarian paradise known as Somalia where there is no government and plenty of personal liberty.

Obama is licking his chops at the thought of any of these ass clowns running against him.


jadedj said...

As someone pointed out somewhere in my blog travels, most of Mitty's dough is in the Cayman Islands. The reason people put their money in Cayman Banks is to HIDE IT. He is not going to be forthcoming on that one.

FUCK RON PAUL...with Newt's dick!

Tanya Espanya said...

Um...Monkey? Hi, it's me, Tanya Espanya...I can't seem to find your email so I can send you a note...


Mnmom said...

Sad when a man who lashed his dog to the roof of his car is the least crazy candidate.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

My email address is on the side bar of the blog Tanya. And you can contact me through Facebook.