Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Things were a lot faster in 1968

From the 1968 edition of the Home Health Encyclopedia:

Three to five minutes? Those guys were stallions!

4 comments:

Professor Chaos said...

Chapter 2: Why anything longer than 3" is just too much.

Who you callin' housewife? said...

I can't even eat an m&m in three to five minutes!

Anonymous said...

So Evelyn Wood also wrote speed sex manuals?

Little Merry Sunshine said...

After pondering my confusion over the author's claim that women to orgasm in 3-5 minutes, I realized he must have left out a very important word . . .

"...so that he gives his partner three to five minutes in which to reach a FAKE climax or orgasm."

Yes. Now that sentence makes sense to me. Everyone knows it takes far longer to reach an ACTUAL orgasm.