Thursday, November 3, 2011

Holiday blockbuster books

My contacts in the publishing business assure me the following books will be huge this holiday season.

Nancy Grace's If You're Under Arrest, You're GUILTY!

My three point plan to bring America to Jesus
by Newt Gingrich

I Don't Have Enough of Your Money Yet, So I Wrote Another Book
by Bill Cosby

Suck It Gay America! I Was Married for 72 Days and You Weren't!
By Kim Kardashian

I, Douchebag
by Alton Brown

4 comments:

Flannery Alden said...

Hahahah...Newt can't count!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

You are assuming people still know how to read.

Lsamsa said...

I'm still stuck on how Nancy Grace had more than two shows before being cancelled.
Slapping forehead...I seem to have given too much credit to many in the teevee viewing audience...silly me.

slyght said...

awww, you can't hate on alton... he's mr. wizard (played by the awesome don herbert) meets julia childs