My contacts in the publishing business assure me the following books will be huge this holiday season.

Nancy Grace's
If You're Under Arrest, You're GUILTY!
My three point plan to bring America to Jesusby Newt Gingrich
I Don't Have Enough of Your Money Yet, So I Wrote Another Bookby Bill Cosby
Suck It Gay America! I Was Married for 72 Days and You Weren't!By Kim Kardashian
I, Douchebagby Alton Brown
4 comments:
Hahahah...Newt can't count!
You are assuming people still know how to read.
I'm still stuck on how Nancy Grace had more than two shows before being cancelled.
Slapping forehead...I seem to have given too much credit to many in the teevee viewing audience...silly me.
awww, you can't hate on alton... he's mr. wizard (played by the awesome don herbert) meets julia childs
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