Sunday, August 14, 2011

Upsetting news

Little Mary was so upset that Tim Pawlenty quit the race for the Republican nomination that she cried her little eyes out. Her eyes were so full of tears that she didn't see the open manhole cover and she fell down in to the sewer.

Little Mary hit her head when she fell and it knocked some sense in to her. After she recovered she stopped hating gays and the poor. So really, T Paw dropping out was a blessing in disguise for everyone because Mary became a nicer more compassionate person and the USA dodged being saddled with a boring spineless Minnesotan President.

1 comment:

Mnmom said...

TPaw is more boring than dry toast. And quite a bit meaner too.