Which is the best way to get to 'know' your farm animals?
Answer: It's up to you and your farm animal to decide which is the best way for you both to get acquainted. And you don't need the government telling you what you can or can't do with your animals so we need to dismantle the Department of Education.
How many horses did Paul Revere use on his famous ride where he warned the British not to fuck with us because we were intending to use our second amendment remedies to fight them?
Answer: We think just one but we can't be sure because no media back then was fair or balanced like FOX is today.
Which of these couples got gay married last weekend in New York?
None of them! All these homosexuals died before they could get legally married! And that's the way God wants it and that guy who murdered all those people in Norway, he's totally not a conservative or a Christian or a conservative Christian or an admirer of the tea party movement in the USA even though he said he was. And he totally didn't have a crush on Pam Geller even though he's probably sitting in some jail cell in Norway spanking his monkey while thinking about her.
Finally, here's your last puzzle question: How many liberal does it take to change a light bulb? The answer is zero. Those smart ass fucking liberals use those compact fluorescent bulbs which means they don't have to change them. But if they did, they'd hire some fucking Frenchman or their gay Muslim cousin to do it and then they'd burn some American flags to stay warm and shit while they plotted the destruction of Israel and the American way of life. Oh wait, no, here's a better punch line: it takes none of them because they're too busy trying to steal my social security checks and my Medicare!