- His medium form birth certificate.
- The flock of pigeons he's been keeping in his pockets.
- His Powerball and Mega Millions numbers.
- Barabbas.
- A 12" maxi single.
- The hounds.
- His tips for getting blood stains out of clothing.
- His plans for next Christmas.
- Some gas.
- The kraken.
- An Ellen of lesbians.
- His Muslim name.
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A tweet I saw earlier can be summarized as: Birth certificates can be faked. Placenta or GTFO.
I don't think anyone who wasn't already convinced will have their minds changed. Fuck'em.
I'd buy that single...
Welease Bawwabas!
I thought a group of lesbians was called a Paul McCartney of Lesbians.
and his inhibitions!
I need a tip for getting out bloodstains.
My tip to you Megan is to plead guilty, they'll go easier on you if you do.
He can provide everything on this list and they'll come up with a dozen more. If the Republicans could come up with a decent candidate, maybe they could focus on him (you can bet it won't be a "her") and stop bedeviling Obama.
Yes. Birthers always make me think of that saying: The only crop that never fails is the Fool Crop. And they get to vote.
I am quite sure they will want proof that the State Seal of Hawaii is real.
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