Thursday, April 28, 2011

Satisfaction

The birthers still aren't satisfied. They now demand that Obama release the following things:

  • His medium form birth certificate.
  • The flock of pigeons he's been keeping in his pockets.
  • His Powerball and Mega Millions numbers.
  • Barabbas.
  • A 12" maxi single.
  • The hounds.
  • His tips for getting blood stains out of clothing.
  • His plans for next Christmas.
  • Some gas.
  • The kraken.
  • An Ellen of lesbians.
  • His Muslim name.

10 comments:

Lockwood said...

A tweet I saw earlier can be summarized as: Birth certificates can be faked. Placenta or GTFO.

I don't think anyone who wasn't already convinced will have their minds changed. Fuck'em.

Flannery Alden said...

I'd buy that single...

Professor Chaos said...

Welease Bawwabas!

Barbara Bruederlin said...

I thought a group of lesbians was called a Paul McCartney of Lesbians.

Mnmom said...

and his inhibitions!

Megan said...

I need a tip for getting out bloodstains.

Dr. Monkey said...

My tip to you Megan is to plead guilty, they'll go easier on you if you do.

Madam Z said...

He can provide everything on this list and they'll come up with a dozen more. If the Republicans could come up with a decent candidate, maybe they could focus on him (you can bet it won't be a "her") and stop bedeviling Obama.

Margaret Benbow said...

Yes. Birthers always make me think of that saying: The only crop that never fails is the Fool Crop. And they get to vote.

THELASER'SEDGE said...

I am quite sure they will want proof that the State Seal of Hawaii is real.