Friday, March 11, 2011

Day is the new night

Welcome to Bizarro America. Here in Bizarro America we:

  • find teachers, cops, and fireman to be leeches because they get paid by our tax dollars.
  • go to war to keep the peace.
  • elect people who hate government to run our government.
  • want government out of our lives except when it comes to the most intimate and private parts of them.
  • claim that having a child out of wedlock is proof that abstinence only birth control works.
  • give the party of 'family values' a pass when their leaders commit adultery and sex crimes.
  • hate abortion but don't want to care for the kids that get born when women don't abort their fetuses.
  • invade and occupy another country because we get attacked by a quasi political religious group who we armed and funded back when they were fighting the old Soviet Union.
  • cut huge holes in the social safety net and then only allow the people who made those holes to try to 'fix' them.
  • give tax breaks to people who pay virtually no taxes while we raise taxes on working people.
  • call white people who use violence to further their political agenda 'heroes' at the same time we call those with brown skin who use violence to further their political agenda 'terrorists.'
  • elect a man who ran on promising hope and change and then are told to stand behind him when he keeps the worst aspects of the last administration.
  • close schools, slash public works, and cut services in this country so we can pour billions of dollars into keeping wars of occupation going in other countries where we are not only not wanted, we're hated.
  • the rich don't pay taxes but get all the benefits.
I don't like living in Bizarro America. I want to live in the United States of America again. Is that too much to ask?


Mnmom said...

As soon as I can find the US of A I'm moving there too. Maybe we can be neighbors?

Also in Bizarro World, corporate fat cats make a recession, which bankrupts cities. So we disincorporate those cities, and send in the same corporate fat cats to fix them.

SkylersDad said...

I love this, can I send it to some of my right wing friends?

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Sure thing Skydad.

gmb said...

You and me both, Dr. Monkey. We all have to throw a few grains of sand in the gears. When enugh of us do this, they will grind to a halt. It's either that or accept the serfdom these malicious bastards want to impose on us. We can't cede an inch to these mediocre douchebags.

Freida Bee said...

So well put. (Killing people as punishment for killing people is a slutty bedfellow to these.)

libhom said...

You are so demanding.