These are weird bad crazy times we live in and one of the missions of this blog is to help you get through life safely. Our crack staff has been preparing a list of useful illustrated safety tips for a few months now and they present their findings here:
Wait until she vomits first. You do not want to shag a chick who might upchuck on you, trust us on that one.
Please remember that accidents are accidents waiting to happen. And they can kill or at the very least put a damper on your day. So take our safety advice and stay safe out there everybody!