According to political 'pundit,' corporate apologist, and bow tie wearing homophobe Tucker Carlson, Michael Vick should have been executed for his crimes in the dog fighting scandal. So, with that kind of harsh sentencing in mind I'm betting ol' Tucker will gladly go along with these other harsh sentences:
- Rush Limbaugh should be drawn and quartered for abusing his prescription pain killers.
- George Bush should be flogged, dipped in salt water, and left to die in the dessert for causing the deaths and displacement of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis and Afghans.
- Henry Kissinger should be beaten with a thin metal rod and then have molten lead poured in his asshole for backing Pinochet in the Chilean coup that over threw the legally elected government of Chile in 1973.
- Margaret Thatcher should be forced to stand in waist deep water until she dies so that she may atone in some small way for the way she treated striking coal miners in the UK in the 1980's.
- Billy Graham gets to be anally raped by drooling West Virginia meth addicts because he said it was fine to kill all the godless Commies in Vietnam.
- Dana Perino should be drug naked through acres of cacti because she lied so many times during her years as Bush's press secretary.