"I wanted to feed my baby Dr. Pepper in his bottle but this dang hospital told me I had to let him suck on my boobs or they'd call the Obama-care people on me. If I ain't allowed to give my baby what I used to drink when I was little then tyranny has taken over. Holy shit, did you hear that? I just said a big word. I said, 'tyranny.' I ain't even sure what it means but I said it. 9/11! Freedom!"
Monday, December 27, 2010
Big government strikes again!
"I wanted to feed my baby Dr. Pepper in his bottle but this dang hospital told me I had to let him suck on my boobs or they'd call the Obama-care people on me. If I ain't allowed to give my baby what I used to drink when I was little then tyranny has taken over. Holy shit, did you hear that? I just said a big word. I said, 'tyranny.' I ain't even sure what it means but I said it. 9/11! Freedom!"
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Ha!
I once saw a cousin put Pepsi in her baby's bottle. I think that qualifies as one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen.
My sister put Pepsi in my nephew's bottle. I had to revive MathMan when he saw it.
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