"I wanted to feed my baby Dr. Pepper in his bottle but this dang hospital told me I had to let him suck on my boobs or they'd call the Obama-care people on me. If I ain't allowed to give my baby what I used to drink when I was little then tyranny has taken over. Holy shit, did you hear that? I just said a big word. I said, 'tyranny.' I ain't even sure what it means but I said it. 9/11! Freedom!"