Bush family memories

Laura Bush wants to remember her early days in the bosom of the Bush family but she can't due to the fact that she had to stay stinkin' drunk in order to tolerate being the newest member of the Bush family.
Jenna and Tonic remember Granny Bush chasing them around while threatening to put them in a jar with her dead miscarried fetus.

George Bush senior remembers the days when he bombed Iraq and it looked like he was a shoo in to be elected to a second term.

George remembers the day Laura gave birth to Jenna and Tonic and how he had to stop his mother from putting them in a jar for 'safekeeping.'

And the whole gang remembers when they were told by a lawyer that waterboarding, negligent homicide, and letting wolverines loose in day care facilities was legal.

Nothing like a good ol' self serving memoir by the worst president ever to get the old Bush family memories going.