Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Scientists, what are they up to now? Let's find out!

"I'm mixing various liquids together in test tubes in an effort to disprove the existence of God."

"We're using this giant room sized computer to figure out where to place more 'fossils' to cast doubt upon the Biblical account of the creation of the earth."

"I'm waving this wand over these plants while trying to figure out how to get a woman to let me touch her boobies."

"I'm reading nonsense words into the company intercom in the hopes that they'll hypnotize the workers into accepting another pay and benefit cut."

"I've connected the doo-flotchy to the thing-a-ma-gummy and I'm pointing all that at the whatchama-callit. And I'm drawing pictures of me, Miley Cyrus, and those two hunks from Twilight riding unicorns as we battle an army of French kissing dwarfs."

Well then, carry on scientists!


kirby said...

Of course, the guy with the plants hogs up all the grant money.

Wings said...

Bet they all get great funding.

XUP said...

Thank god for science! Wait...not god...someone else. Einstein maybe or Margaret Mead.

pureklass said...

I work with scientists, and I've been told that the bulk of their work is just pouring liquids into other liquids. Then, sometimes, thinking about those liquids.
I'm jealous!