Monday, May 10, 2010

What's up with Tim?

I'm not ashamed to admit that there are some days I'm afraid to say anything to the lifeguard too.

8 comments:

Wings said...

Er... yeah.

Lockwood said...

brogue "There are some who call me... Tim." /brogue

Logical Libby said...

I bet Tim is a douche.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I am with Tim and Dr. Monky. That life guard has a lazy eye that follows me around the beach even when he is not looking in my direction.

SkylersDad said...

Just because the lifeguard always recommends a series of chest compressions is no reason to drag Tim into all this.

XUP said...

I bet she's drowning and is really pissed because her boyfriend is too much of a wimp to get her rescued.

Sleestak said...

I just added Lifeguard to my list of people never to piss off: Cops, Cooks and now Lifeguards.

Cops, because they can just make stuff up and kill you. Cooks because they touch your food and can kill you. Now Lifeguard because after you drown they sadly emote for the TV cameras "I...I tried. I couldn't save him! OH GOD I TRIED!" And then he has sex with hot beach bunnies who console him.

Lisa said...

I don't blame you. That lifeguard is a bad ass with that white stuff all over his nose.