Massive earthquake hits China

The heartland of China was struck with an earthquake yesterday but you didn't hear about it because the corporate media in this country hates covering anything that's not teabagger related. However word did reach the usual suspects and they reacted pretty much how you'd expect them to:
America's top Christian, Pat Robertson, blamed gay liberals for the earthquake.

The Pope blamed the gay Jews in the media for the earthquake.

These two Israelis blamed gay Palestinians for the earthquake. They then personally bulldozed over two dozen Palestinian homes in an effort to exact revenge.

Two out of three dead war criminals blamed the Dali Lama and his gay Tibetan followers for the earthquake. Kissinger however blamed the same Chilean leftists who caused the earthquake in their home country a few weeks ago.

And Fox News and teabaggers everywhere blamed President Obama for the earthquake, sun spots, and the rash of rabid dogs that are currently infesting major American cities.