Richard Nixon, Eisenhower's Vice President, spent the day in hell getting anally raped by Milton Friedman and Betty Friedan. In between bouts of being anally raped he found time to eat a Mormon baby.
Dan Quayle spent this past week hanging out at his local country club and annoying the shit out of sorority girls of questionable repute.
Abe Lincoln's first Vice President, Hannibal Hamlin, was just happy to be remembered long enough to make it into this post.
Fritz Mondale borrowed twenty five bucks from a guy at a truck stop in Ho Chi Minh City and he used that cash to get himself a hooker who 'loved him long time.'And finally, Dick Cheney did not expire from heart problems.
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The Cheney "heart problems" are just a ruse for when they have to drain his oil and change the spark plugs.
Libby, you had me at 'ruse.'
Scandinavian politicians from Minnesota don't have sex.
Always agree and add when trying to be humorous Mommy Lisa. Nothing kills a joke faster than denial.
Damn shame about Cheney.
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