A coven of young witches celebrates the news that the National Day of Prayer was found unconstitutional. The next step will be to mandate that all children must read the Harry Potter books, make Halloween a religious holiday, and force feed every one candy that has been prayed over by witches! Then our evil plan for world domination will be complete and Azroth The Blighted One will walk the earth once more! O happiest of unhappy days that will be!
Friday, April 16, 2010
Celebrate good times, come on!
A coven of young witches celebrates the news that the National Day of Prayer was found unconstitutional. The next step will be to mandate that all children must read the Harry Potter books, make Halloween a religious holiday, and force feed every one candy that has been prayed over by witches! Then our evil plan for world domination will be complete and Azroth The Blighted One will walk the earth once more! O happiest of unhappy days that will be!
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3 comments:
Them there witches got room for one more?
Don't forget about how Zool and Tsathoggua. They'll be out and about too.
I always knew those all-in-one gym suits were evil
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