Friday, April 2, 2010

I hope this isn't an April Fool's joke

Anna Paquin has announced she's bisexual.
Millions of men's feverish fantasies about her went into overdrive as soon as they heard the news.
Many men, and some women, are hoping there is a sex tape of Anna and one of her female lovers floating around out there somewhere.
I'm holding out hope that there's one of her and Scar Jo.
And while I'm at it, I'm also hoping that the both of them are interested in doing a sex tape with me. What? I've been working out lately.
And I'm sure Sparky would be totally cool with me being in a sex tape with Scar Jo and Anna. What? Stop laughing. It could happen.

4 comments:

Megan said...

RECIPROCITY?

Megan said...

That removed comment was also me. I double posted...

Lsamsa said...

Ah, a sex tape...well, whatever floats your boat.
I do however, worry about the degree of tanning you depict here.

Sharon said...

What's that? Is that a bird in the sky?

No! It's porcine aviators!