Every time I hear that braying jack ass Hannity and that idiot Inhofe from Oklahoma say that cold temps and snow mean that global warming is a hoax I think of this story:
One day a devout Christian minister falls off a boat out in the middle of the ocean. As he bobs up and down in the waves while wearing his life vest he prays to his god to come rescue him. Not long after his first prayer a boat shows up and they offer to pick him up and he declines, saying, "God himself is going to pluck me from the water." The boat leaves and the minister prays harder. An hour later a helicopter shows up and offers to pick him up. He declines saying, "The Lord is going to save me." The helicopter flies away. The next day a cruise ship comes by and offers to pick him up and he declines saying, "My heavenly father will not let me drown. He'll pick me up out of these waters when he is ready." The cruise ship sails away so the minister prays even harder. He prays aloud, "Oh Lord, I have been your faithful servant all my life, why do you not save me? Why do you not pluck me from this ocean?" Just then the sky opens up and in a booming voice his god says, "Hey moron, I sent two boats and a helicopter to save you but you sent them away. You're on your own now dumb ass."
4 comments:
Way too many people must believe the only reason their God gave them a brain was to keep their skulls from caving in because they sure don't use it for anything else.
Great comparison, Doc!
Amen Mr. Monkey!
Very accurate analogy between global warming denying idiots and that idiot in the ocean.
Unfortunately we'll probably all be washed away soon because there are too many people just like them who don't "believe" in global warming.
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