Friday, January 29, 2010

Reaction to the State of the Union address

"I was disappointed to not hear much gnu stuff in it. How much longer will your President ignore the good gnus?"

"We don't have TV out here on the border so we didn't hear the speech yet. In a few days former boxing champions Larry Holmes and Leon Spinks will come by and interpretively dance the speech for me and my wife and kids."
"That negro scared me! I couldn't watch. How come they didn't let that nice Palin woman give his speech for him? I like her. And I like custard and things that have strong smells too."
"We wanted to hear more about inter-species romance in it. But over all it was a sop to the right wing."
"Loved it. Now eat me, would ya."

1 comment:

libhom said...

I'm so glad I didn't watch. Listening to Obama spew GOP style bs on the radio this morning was bad enough.