Meme time

I stole this from Samurai Frog's Tumblr blog:

If...

If I were a month, I’d be October.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be late night.
If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be an otter.
If I were a direction, I’d be a left turn.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a recliner.
If I were a liquid, I’d be beer.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an Emerald.
If I were a tree, I’d be a lemon tree.
If I were a tool, I’d be a ratchet wrench.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be light rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a Theremin.
If I were a color, I’d be green.
If I were an emotion, I’d be happiness.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Banana.
If I were a sound, I’d be the laughter of little children.
If I were an element, I’d be Water.
If I were a car, I’d be a jalopy.
If I were a food, I’d be pasta
If I were a place, I’d be a funky shop.
If I were a material, I’d be denim.
If I were a taste, I’d be hot/sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be pine.
If I were an object, I’d be a game piece.
If I were a body part, I’d be an eye.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a smirk.
If I were a song, I’d be Elvis Costello's version of 'What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?'.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Hush Puppies.