The winter Olympics in your fair city begin in just a few days. To sure you're all at tip top condition and putting the best face on your fine city please make sure you can answer all 12 of the following questions in the affirmative for the duration of the games.
The world is watching you Vancouver, so please be the best North Ameri-CANS you can be, and don't be grumpy unclean North Ameri-CAN'Ts!
6 comments:
I understand that in honour of the Olympics, the RCMP now have their tasers set to FUN. So you can feel safe to carry a stapler once again.
Having boinked my share of Canadians, I can attest to their cleanliness.
Leave the grumpy unclean North Ameri-can't role to us Americans. We do it so well.
Uhm, about #6. Define adequate.
Don't worry about a thing. We know how to push all our needle freaks to the side and put on a good show for the world. Just watch and sigh and wish you could be one of us because we rule and all the rest of you drool. Even after the Olympics that will still be true. But we love you all anyways. We will always need our lessers to make comparisons too.
What Cal said... :D
((Hugs))
Laura
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