What Elin Woods will get in her divorce vs. what you'll get in the Senate version of 'health care reform'

Tiger's soon to be ex wife will get millions of dollars in a lump sum settlement and a shit load more in child support. You'll get to buy insurance from greedy for profit insurance companies who will do their damnedest to try to never pay any of that money back out to you when and if you get sick.

Elin will get houses and cars that she'll never have to worry about how to pay for. You'll get fined if you don't buy private health insurance that's basically worthless when you go to use it.

The former Ms. Nordegrin will get the sympathy of millions of people who have been cheated on. You'll get no sympathy from the private insurance companies who will do everything in their power to deny your claims.

Her young firm sun kissed body will get tanner and firmer because she'll have more time to work out and go to the beach now that she doesn't have to go to boring ass PGA events. You'll probably have to get another job to pay for the premiums on the health insurance that the government will make you buy.
She'll be set financially for the rest of her life and so will her kids, the ones she had with Tiger anyway. You'll be bankrupt from paying high premiums and trying to pay all the bills that your insurance company won't cover when you or someone in your family gets seriously ill.

And finally, when she moves back to Sweden she'll get single payer government run health insurance that will cover her and her klids for the rest of their lives. You'll get what the millionaires in the US Senate who have government run health care want you to have and you'll like it or they'll write a law where you can be arrested and imprisoned for complaining about it if you don't like it you damn dirty socialist.