"I'm not opposed to it. What I am opposed to however is getting the shit knocked out of me by that linebacker my offensive line hasn't been able to block all day long."
"If two people who are old enough and love each other and are ready to make that kind of lifetime commitment, who are we to stand in their way?"
"I'm pretty sure that I, Roman Gabriel, the first Asian American to start at quarterback in the NFL, am still alive. But don't quote me on that. Okay?"
"Heck fire, I'm against the homos gettin' hitched. See, if they is allowed to git married then next thing you know blacks will be a wantin' to marry whites. What's that?
Blacks and whites is allowed to marry one another now? Aw shit, never mind then."
"Why am in this post twice?"
"Dude, I'm gonna tell the NFL that you're using pictures of us without our express written consent. Oh wait, no I'm not. It looks like it's finally my turn to get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a French poodle! Yipee!"
"I wouldn't mind being married to Roger Staubach. He's quite the handsome lad. Oh yeah, I'm not dead either dumb ass."
"I'm not opposed to it. What I am opposed to however is getting the shit knocked out of me by that linebacker my offensive line hasn't been able to block all day long."
"Technically, I'm not dead but my broadcasting career may be after that lame ass 'joke' I made about that Colombian race car driver and tacos."
"Speaking of tacos, where can a dead NFL Hall of Famer see a Tennessee taco swap anyway? Hey, I may be dead but I still likes the ladies you know."
"If two people who are old enough and love each other and are ready to make that kind of lifetime commitment, who are we to stand in their way?"
"I'm pretty sure that I, Roman Gabriel, the first Asian American to start at quarterback in the NFL, am still alive. But don't quote me on that. Okay?"
"Heck fire, I'm against the homos gettin' hitched. See, if they is allowed to git married then next thing you know blacks will be a wantin' to marry whites. What's that? Blacks and whites is allowed to marry one another now? Aw shit, never mind then."
"Why am in this post twice?"
"Dude, I'm gonna tell the NFL that you're using pictures of us without our express written consent. Oh wait, no I'm not. It looks like it's finally my turn to get reincarnated, I'm coming back as a French poodle! Yipee!"
"I wouldn't mind being married to Roger Staubach. He's quite the handsome lad. Oh yeah, I'm not dead either dumb ass."
3 comments:
Monkey, it seems you'll make any excuse to run pictures of handsome young jocks flexin their muscles and grinnin seductively at you--and I'll bet you're grinnin back! I'm beginnin to wonder which tree you swing from, Monkey Man!!
Could you find a video of this "Tennessee Taco Swap" of which you speak?
Doc
what do the fullbacks say?
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