"Ah crap. Can I have ten minutes to Google it?""Fricken' Google got a hundred reasons. Okay Mom and Dad, this one is for you. The cage bird sings because it's heart is still free.""Now hand me that shovel bitch."
To get to the other side? No damn it, that was the road-crossing chicken! Shit! Mom? Dad?
Don't make Maya Angelou come down there and kick your butt Mr. Dr. Monkey!
Who puts a grackle in a cage?They ain't pet birds.
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...as soon as you tell me why the caged bird sings I'll tell you where I buried your parents alive. Do we have a deal?"
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"Ah crap. Can I have ten minutes to Google it?"
"Fricken' Google got a hundred reasons. Okay Mom and Dad, this one is for you. The cage bird sings because it's heart is still free."
"Now hand me that shovel bitch."
To get to the other side? No damn it, that was the road-crossing chicken! Shit! Mom? Dad?
Don't make Maya Angelou come down there and kick your butt Mr. Dr. Monkey!
Who puts a grackle in a cage?
They ain't pet birds.
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