I asked some 1970's food service professionals what else they thought President Obama's health care reform might lead to. Here are their responses:
"Besides government take over of all health related businesses, it's going to lead us to water but it can't make us drink."
"It's going to lead to more pants suits and more Aqua Net hair spray!"
"It had better lead to more stylish glasses or I'm gonna be pissed."
"It's going to lead to more meddling kids sniffing around that abandoned amusement park and god damn it, I'm not happy about it."
"It's going to lead to long walks on the beach, romantic music, and smoldering looks across a crowded bar. Oh wait, that's what's going to happen after you fall in love with me after I slip you a
roofie and have my way with you."
"Besides government take over of all health related businesses, it's going to lead us to water but it can't make us drink."
"It's going to lead to more pants suits and more Aqua Net hair spray!"
"It had better lead to more stylish glasses or I'm gonna be pissed."
"It's going to lead to more meddling kids sniffing around that abandoned amusement park and god damn it, I'm not happy about it."
"It's going to lead to long walks on the beach, romantic music, and smoldering looks across a crowded bar. Oh wait, that's what's going to happen after you fall in love with me after I slip you a roofie and have my way with you." 
3 comments:
Ok then.
Roofies make everything better.
I have heard there is a MANDATORY gay marriage provision in there.
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