Damn you for keeping this abomination under wraps Calvin! Was it your evil plan to lure us naive Americans to Canada so we'd get snared in the tentacles of doom?
Damn you for keeping this abomination under wraps Calvin! Was it your evil plan to lure us naive Americans to Canada so we'd get snared in the tentacles of doom?
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OMG OMG..those bastards!!!! They are just doing this to mess with my head. OK Calvin...be calm...don't overreact. No, I should overreact....fuck them. Stinkin cephalopods. They should realize that this will only strengthen my resolve. Well played my enemy..well played.
Oh and if you have been paying attention..THIS is the exact thing I have been warning people about all this time. Don't buy into the hype or drink the Kool-Aid. Am I alone here? Now maybe, finally, someone will see the danger we ALL are in.
It's worth putting up with the odd squid just to have Canadian health care, believe me. Besides, squid mostly only go for the old and the slow (our version of death panels) and seldom come very far inland.
giant squid? What will they try to frighten us with next? Better health care? sheeesh.
Who knew? I've been to Newfoundland and didn't see any evidence of the giant squid! But perhaps it popped up since our visit in 2005! Maybe it's part of the global warming phenomenon...
Canadian squid and/or octopussies are very friendly and playful. They'll hug you while serving you a nicely chilled martini AND lighting your Cuban cigar
I will thank you not to give away our national secrets, you damned secret teller!
It's never safe to come to Canada!
If you don't freeze, or get really drunk from our beer, or go insane after hearing 'eh' so much, or become paranoid because people are just 'way too polite'...you just might be tempted to ask about our healthcare system & you know that's just too much of a 'slippery slope' to even consider.
I think the squid is a clown in disguise....
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