Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Douchebag round-up

Here's two reasons why Anthony "Greasy Tony" Bourdain is a douchebag:
  1. He's always slagging vegetarians for being vegetarians but when he went to India and had to eat in a vegetarian restaurant he was all for it on religious grounds. So according to this douchebag it's okay to be vegetarian if some crazy made up fairy tale says you have to be one but it's not okay to be vegetarian if you are one because of compassion issues. Gee, makes sense...NOT. I have far more respect for people who choose not to eat meat because they don't want animals to suffer than ones who blindly follow some nutty made up religious bullshit.
  2. He loves to rail against the local and organic food movements. He made slur after slur against organic food and Alice Waters, the chef who pioneered of the use of local foods in her restaurant, in the San Francisco episode of his show the other night. He mocked people who actually want to eat food that's free of pesticides, insecticides, and herbicides and he hates locally grown food. Hmmmm, why does that not surprise me coming from a self absorbed douchebag who lives in the most self absorbed city in the world, New York city. Excuse me Tony, but just because you live in the most unsustainable city on the planet and you have to have corporate food trucked in by the container load that doesn't give you a reason to slag local and organic food. Maybe if years of smoking hadn't killed your taste buds you'd be able to taste the difference in corporate farmed food and locally grown organic food.
Pity poor Ben Stein, he's become, according to him, a victim of the liberal media. He says he got canned from the New York Times for criticizing President Obama in his New York Times column. The NYT says is canned him for conflict of interest after it came out that he's shilling for a rip off credit report company. Hmmmm, why is he working for the NYT in the first place? He's a staunch member of the tribe of conservative douchebags who believe that the NYT is the flagship of all the liberal media in the USA, why then was he taking their money? Could it be he's a hypocrite? And a liar to boot? Yep, I'd say he's lying again. Just like he did in his movie he made about intelligent design. He's not only a liar, he's a liar who will sell his soul and his services out to the highest bidder, after all he saw that liberals and progressives would never make him a dime so he made his movie that touts intelligent design over evolution so he would always find a home with the rabid religious nutbags on the right. I'd expect nothing less from someone who worked for Dick Nixon, the only President of the United States who ever resigned because he broke the law. Stay classy and enjoy your time on FOX Noise channel douchebag Ben!
Death squads and tribunals? Really? Using your poor little down's syndrome baby as a prop again? Really? Holy shit, someone tell me again why we listen to anything that escapes the mouth of this moron. She needs to stick to giving hand jobs to her husband so he'll stay away from the local glory hole.

10 comments:

Agi said...

Yep, you totally called it on Bourdain.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

All fricken wackadoodles in a land that seems to grow them sometimes unfortunately. Idiots are not against the law but need to be. The downside of free speach especially with Palin.

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I will completely agree with you on Ben Stein EXCEPT for the one thing he's got going for him. "Bueller . . . Bueller." Still one of the funniest movie scenes. Ever. If not for his role in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Ben Stein is a complete tool.

Anonymous said...

We should put them all in a rocket headed for the Sun. (Perhaps Hasselbeck and George Bush could fit into that rocket too)
Problem solved! ;)

Anonymous said...

Oh and put Kim Jong Il in there too! He would fit in nicely! :)

Cormac Brown said...

Damn it, Dr. Monk, leave Tony alone! Enough the Chris Crockhead imitations...

"She needs to stick to giving hand jobs to her husband so he'll stay away from the local glory hole."

This is twice today, sir, that you have been misinformed; the "First Dude" keeps a grizzly chained in the basement ala Pulp Fiction.

Snad said...

That was some good stuff, Monkey.

MommyLisa said...

Cormac - he is no longer the "First Dude" she is a quitter, remember?

Wow, a quitter and a lier - she shoulda been da president. She's as qualified as Bush Jr.

Keith said...

WOW! Whatta' great post! Splendid job, Dr. M. Splendid job.

Cormac Brown said...

Mommy Lisa,

Like a bad chest cold, she'll be back and I very much hope she will be the presumptive candidate for the Repubs.