Raise your hand if you're a quitter who cynically used your family as props every chance you got during your self aborted political career.
Raise your hand if you were the most unqualified Vice President nominee in history and one who made Dan Quayle look like a mental giant in comparison to you.
Raise your hand if you are intellectually incurious and if you couldn't give a shit about the issues as long as you look pretty and can rouse the rabble.
Now Miss Quitter, put your hand down and slink off to the FOX Noise channel where you'll fit right in with Mann Coulter, Mike Malkin, and Gomer Huckabee.
Raise your hand if you were the most unqualified Vice President nominee in history and one who made Dan Quayle look like a mental giant in comparison to you.
Raise your hand if you are intellectually incurious and if you couldn't give a shit about the issues as long as you look pretty and can rouse the rabble.
Now Miss Quitter, put your hand down and slink off to the FOX Noise channel where you'll fit right in with Mann Coulter, Mike Malkin, and Gomer Huckabee.
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And stop referring to yourself as a 'hocky mom'...I've know too many amazing women who are amazing hockey moms...and you only wish you could be one of them...now begone...please.
oh crap...'hockey'!!!
Lets so hope she stays around for a long long time. I can't get enough of her stupidity and nothing makes me feel better to see the true face of the republican party step in the crap she herself creates. As I have always been told...you can improve on ignorance but you can't fix stupid.
I'm not raising my hand. That's good, right?
I read an article about her in Vanity Fair. It confirmed everything I ever thought about her.
And yes... Fox News commentator is definitely her future. But her power hunger and past experience destroying other people might bring down Fox, so there's hope.
Alaska will be better off without her in charge, that's for sure!
I don't think she meant to put her hand up at all that. I think she's just waving to some cute Christian boy in the back row
Yes, she did use her family as props. It was sad to see Bristol Palin's "bump" prominently featured on a national platform, and I noticed that Sarah Palin always carried her new baby awkwardly and facing outward, as though to PROVE that this fragile little fellow did indeed have Downs. Bristol and little Trig were used as Palin's sandwich boards. Unhappily, Bristol seemed so used to her rude, crude, clueless and opportunistic mom that she took it in stride.
bye bye, go away forever, we dont want to see you again....ever....
You betcha!! Is she talking into a Furby in those pictures? Knowing her, she probably was...
As much as I just want her to "go away" - she has to stay around just to help the rethuglians lose all arguments! Wasn't that the worst speech you have ever heard? The only troops that count are from Alaska apparently - and no one wants to pick on the new governors kids , unless he parades them in the public arena. Arghhhh....can't wait to see what stupidity comes out of her mouth next - probably in 140 characters or less.
Little monkey waves bye: http://tinyurl.com/m4qdpb
Good riddance. Please. I think it was Maureen Dowd who said something appropriate like..."she basked in the limelight and wilted in the spotlight."
Not to wish anyone harm...BUT...I hope she has a run in with a herd of caribou....and the caribou win.
She's going to be speaking at the Reagan Library/Crypt/Bullshitatorium soon. Hard way to make a living, don't you think? Standing at a podium rattling off nonsense while a bunch of teabaggers sit in the audience and try to jerk off without being too obvious about it.
"And stay the fuck out!" Seriously, could there be anyone more unqualified for leadership? I'd rather have Suzanne Summers after a lobotomy than this moron in office.
Great post, Dr. M!
I'm afraid of the big comeback she is plotting.
Raise your hand if annoying as hell! It's pretty bad when every single news network keeps showing her. I just wanna say "shoo fly!"
Why Sarah Palin quit.
D-I-V-O-R-C-E
HAHAHHA FUCKING AWESOMENESS
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