Friday, June 26, 2009

And now, here's a word from America's most exciting teenagers

"Remember kids, Jesus hates it when you have premarital sex, unless you're Bristol Palin and then it's totally cool."

10 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Sarah Palin's gonna find you and go all "David Letterman" on your ass now.

themom said...

oooh...you're in troubbbbbbbble!

Blueberry said...

I will be so glad when Sarah Palin quits being a MILF or a GILF or a RILF or whatever the hell, so she can fade away into obscurity. Of course, by that time, Bristol Palin will be in charge of American morals.

Margaret Benbow said...

They look like the people I went to church with as a youth, so why do I get the feeling that they're mass murderers? Why?

Deepti said...

Exciting? Or excitable? They look like they're raring to go!

Dean Wormer said...

Is he wearing a Davey Crockett costume? Those always turn the chicks on.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

If that dude is a teenager, I'm 12.

Anonymous said...

Both of them have gum disease. What's that all about?

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, when I was a little kid the hot neighborhood teen had a shirt exactly like that guy's shirt. Awesome!

Suzy said...

No fair, Dean Wormer! I was going to make a Davy Crockett joke!!