Thursday, May 28, 2009

The pretty cartoon lady has a few questions

In what world did graduating summa cum laude from a Ivy League university mean someone is stupid?


In what world does someone who never got water boarded tell someone who did that what happened to them is not torture?


Why do Republicans want the federal government out of our lives except when it comes to what goes on in the bedroom?


Why is it okay that we let people who believe that Jesus Christ came to America after he got crucified and that there was an advanced civilization here during that time despite there being no archaeological or historical evidence of either thing being true keep non related consenting adults who want to get married from doing so?


Why is the recession over when big corporations make profits again? Shouldn't we say it's over when working people can afford to buy houses, cars, send their kids to college, and take vacations without having to go into debt for the rest of their lives?


Why do we let people who get health insurance from the federal government keep us from having the same thing?


Why do all the internet browsers suck so much?


Why is the beach always so close to the ocean?


Why are they going to 'reboot' the Tomb Raider movie series? Didn't they suck enough the first time?


Does this look infected to you?

10 comments:

Utah Savage said...

Yes! So why do they? And why does it?

Anonymous said...

*sighs* I wish I could answer your questions, but I can't. No logical, sensible person can justify any of these things.

Doc said...

Of all the things on your list that need rebooted, Tomb Raider isn't one of them.

And yes, that looks infected. Who were you screwing anyway?

Doc

Ubermilf said...

because Y is a crooked letter.

Snad said...

Well, sweetie, your finger doesn't look infected, but if you move it a little further away from your face it might fix that little problem you seem to be having with your eyes.

I'm just sayin'.

Anonymous said...

Oh and Monkey, I thought you might get a kick out of this:
http://failblog.org/2009/05/27/rocket-science-fail/

LOL!

Lulu Maude said...

splendid list.

Nan said...

Great list, even if it does make me start thinking the tequila in the liquor cabinet might have some of the answers.

Distributorcap said...

too many questions, too little time

dguzman said...

I think they make a cream for that.