Here's what some of yesterday's tea baggers had to say about the tax day festivities:
"It sure was swell getting out of the house and protesting the high taxes that we haven't been hit with yet. And thanks for not showing my head or my crotch, this way the neither the Department of Homeland Security or Ted Haggard will be able to identify my photo."
"My fellow billionaires really appreciate all you working class morons, oops, I mean, hard working taxpayers supporting our cause."
"I, Napoleon Bonaparte, do hereby declare that able I was ere I saw Elba. Now where is that nice lady who dresses all in white? She brings me my pills and my pudding. I want my pudding!"
"I say old chap, have you seen our careers? They seemed to have vanished as we got older and when you elected that negro fellow to be your President."
"All power to the rich running dog capitalist pigs! Just because their tax cuts and spending freezes haven't worked every time they tried them, that doesn't mean they work work the next time they try them."
"We've got to deregulate business and cut taxes too. If I paid less in taxes then I could afford to have a human wife. Don't get me wrong this mannequin has it's advantages, but I'd like a real gal some day. If only that socialist fascist autocratic Commie Obama would let the free market
and love rule!"
"These protests need more color. I recommend some mauve polo shirts and sea foam dungarees."
"Listen, we're your mom and dad and you're embarrassing us. These tea parties are an affront to the people who carried out the original tea party and to sane people everywhere. Have your taxes gone up? No. We agree with you on one thing, some taxes are too high. The ones on the working folks who actually do the work that keeps this country running are way too high. But taxes on people who do things like lobby government, work in investing, play professional sports, who run corporations, and the taxes on corporations are far too low. Those people and companies do not pay their fair share of taxes so they should be taxed at a far high rate than they are now. When you stop with your tax the poor nonsense then we'll take this bar off our faces."
"It sure was swell getting out of the house and protesting the high taxes that we haven't been hit with yet. And thanks for not showing my head or my crotch, this way the neither the Department of Homeland Security or Ted Haggard will be able to identify my photo."
"My fellow billionaires really appreciate all you working class morons, oops, I mean, hard working taxpayers supporting our cause."
"I, Napoleon Bonaparte, do hereby declare that able I was ere I saw Elba. Now where is that nice lady who dresses all in white? She brings me my pills and my pudding. I want my pudding!"
"I say old chap, have you seen our careers? They seemed to have vanished as we got older and when you elected that negro fellow to be your President."
"All power to the rich running dog capitalist pigs! Just because their tax cuts and spending freezes haven't worked every time they tried them, that doesn't mean they work work the next time they try them."
"These protests need more color. I recommend some mauve polo shirts and sea foam dungarees."
"Listen, we're your mom and dad and you're embarrassing us. These tea parties are an affront to the people who carried out the original tea party and to sane people everywhere. Have your taxes gone up? No. We agree with you on one thing, some taxes are too high. The ones on the working folks who actually do the work that keeps this country running are way too high. But taxes on people who do things like lobby government, work in investing, play professional sports, who run corporations, and the taxes on corporations are far too low. Those people and companies do not pay their fair share of taxes so they should be taxed at a far high rate than they are now. When you stop with your tax the poor nonsense then we'll take this bar off our faces." 
5 comments:
for REAL man!! "Hey Bubba, let's protest something that hasn't even happened yet"
What about this tea bagger's message?
I keep looking for the proponents of the "Reagan Miracle" so I can remind them that Obama's increased taxation on the top 5% of earners will still be 10 percentage points lower than they were under their fecking hero.
Uber - what a frightening photo!! And the caption is even scarier.
Someone please tell them obama hasn't raised their freakin taxes!!!!
Don't you just love how conservatives don't even know how to protest well? it's laughable
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