Kathleen Sebelius was finally confirmed as Sec. Of Health and Human Services. She's got the job just in time to deal with the swine flu outbreak. The staff here at Monkey Muck urge you Madam Sec. to stem the outbreak of the swine flu by euthanizing that porcine hussy Miss Piggy.
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The real swine were the Senate Republicans who blocked her nomination because of her support of a woman's right to choice. Her confirmation, along with Arlen Specter jumping ship shot that the Republican Party is on a downbound train.
Congrats to Ms. Sebelius, but what is that greenish-blue thing?! No wonder there's a pandemic, when health officials hang out with unidentified animals.
I think that blue thing is Rosita, the Spanish-speaking muppet.
Glad to be of service.
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