Sunday, March 29, 2009

You haven't posted all day long Monkey, what the heck have you been up to?

Well, Nosy Parker, if you must know, I've been chasing lizards and nailing the ones I caught to the outside wall next to our keen blue bird bath. And I cut off part of the drain pipe and put on a new elbow so the rain water will drain into our new rain barrel.
And I mowed the lawn as well.
Now, lazy bones, what the hell have you been doing all day? Reading blogs?

4 comments:

Some Guy said...

If you must know, I was out providing quality first aid to the skiing public on the six new inches of snow that fell here last night. I think I've earned the right to be lazy.

That's a nifty-looking barrel, by the way!

Joe said...

I helped build a mousetrap-powered car and made crab cakes. That was enough for me.

Karen Zipdrive said...

First I counseled a distressed friend on the phone, then I walked to the store and bought a Sunday paper, then I ate breakfast, then I...ah, Hell, I read Blogs and futzed around on the computer all day.

Coaster Punchman said...

I used to think the protagonist of the song "Say Say Oh Playmate" was inviting us to slide down her rain barrel. I found out all these years later I was wrong, and that we were invited to slide down her rainbow. I liked it better the other way- it sounded kinda dirty.