Just in time for the recession, a slew of $6.99 wigs from 1974. I'm thinking of getting the 'Afro Puffs' in honor of Carla on Top Chef. Or maybe the 'Gypsy Love.'
I'm addicted to saying "Curly Girly Wiglet". It sounds like it should be an all-meat breakfast special at Denny's...Or maybe it just sounds like "piglet". Gross. And *awesome*.
Definately the Afro Puffs, and I can make my eyes crazy like Carla if I really work at it. Well, actually I cannot but I wish I could. So emphatic when you can see the whites all around one's eyes. She totally got ripped off. That guy who won made some treyf food.
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I could go for some "Instant Height", myself.
I want the Freedom Wig cuz I'm feeling all patriotic
I think I might look fetching in the "lovely new you" version. Ooh the girls at work are going to be so envious!
Doc
I want the Princess Leia wig.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
Oooo go with 'Gypsy Love' it's very "Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein" VERY!
Definitely go with the Afro Puffs, but you'll have to work on your crazy eyes to be as fierce as Carla.
Whoa! I'm sitting here muttering to myself: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's stretch wigs.
I'm addicted to saying "Curly Girly Wiglet". It sounds like it should be an all-meat breakfast special at Denny's...Or maybe it just sounds like "piglet". Gross. And *awesome*.
And you can get them all at Kim's, over in Asheville. :)
Definately the Afro Puffs, and I can make my eyes crazy like Carla if I really work at it.
Well, actually I cannot but I wish I could. So emphatic when you can see the whites all around one's eyes.
She totally got ripped off. That guy who won made some treyf food.
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