Why Tom? Is this a bad time?
"Hell yes it's a bad time. My book tanked, my political career is in shambles, my party got it's ass handed to them in the last election, and it burns like a motherfucker when I pee. Oh yeah, I also got that Ted Haggard guy sniffing around after me. That dude smells like stale flop sweat and Aqua Velva that's gone bad."
Well Tom, just tell me how you're doing with that whole 'God told you' to rebuild the Republican party thing. How's that going?
"Did you see what happened to us in the last election? Does that not tell you how it's going Mr. Smart Ass? When Elizabeth Dole calls her opponent godless and an atheist and she still loses you know that maybe God ain't on your side anymore."
Okay Tom. We'll leave you alone now.
"Hey, before you go, how about you give me some scratch. I could use a couple hundred thou, my investments have tanked and my legal bills are piling up."
Sorry Tom, I'm tapped out because just sent Acorn a check.
"Up yours monkey fucker."
Same to you Tom.
11 comments:
Sometimes things turn out well.
...and that hairdo actually improves his looks.
I just knew that is how the asswipe looks now. thanks for the update...yuk, yuk, yuk.
Well, thank goodness he's not breastfeeding someone in this photo. That's all I can say.
Ha ha! That photo is hilarious.
Although, now that I look at it, he could be breastfeeding someone tastefully of camera. EEEeeeeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwwww.
He looks like the evil spawn of Phyllis Diller and Robert Smith of The Cure.
Frankly, that's a good look for him.
Time wounds all heels.
I've been wondering when we'd be hearing that the last election was God's Will??!! Guess not.
I'm with Blueberry. I think this look is an improvement for Tom. I'm glad to hear of his troubles. I'm hoping he was heavily invested in the Bernie Maddoff scheme. Delay's got to be a get rich quick sort of sucker.
Love the pic...how some of you guys do this stuff is amazing to me.
I'm dying here! That photo is too much! I guffawed and scared the cats who scattered.
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