Thursday, January 15, 2009

Top Chef run down

They're over half way through the new season of Top Chef and unless anybody has any objections I'd like to throw my two cents about it in the pop culture ring. Anybody have any problem with that? Padma, you okay with that?

Sure Monkey man. I'm fine with it. But before you start can you tell me what happened to my clothes?
No. No, I'm not going to tell you what happened to your clothes.
Hahahaha, look, I found my shoes. Now, please go right ahead with your thoughts on this season of my show Top Chef.
Okay then, I will, but I need you to stop looking for your clothes. Can you do that for me?
Oopsie, look what happened. I found my bikini bottom. I only have to cover my breasts now. Please, go on with your critique of my show.
Look Padma, I will give you my critique if you'll just stop getting dressed. Is that so much for me to ask? That you just sit there in a semi nude state while I blather on about your fabulous cooking competition show?
Well, would you look at that. I found my bikini top. I found it in the hand you had hid around your back. Now my arms can go free since I no longer have to cover up my boobies around you. Now please, you were about to give your impressions of the current season of Top Chef.
I'm sorry Padma, I just can't now. After you got dressed I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh, okay. I better be going if you're not going to share those thoughts with me. I can go just about anywhere and be glad that I don't have Salman Rushdie sinffing around after me anymore, I certainly don't have to do it around you Monkey boy. See ya around Doc!
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( I really was going to write about how the European guys on this season of Top Chef are a pair of over confident tools and how the tall black chick with the bug eyes kind of freaks me out and how I dug the Jersey chick and how I'm rooting for the lesbian with the bad attittude to win but all that went out the window when I saw those pictures of Padma. Padma, hubba hubba.)

13 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Okay- where did you find pics of Padma like this?

Little Merry Sunshine said...

I agree with everything you had to say about this season of Top Chef, except one thing . . . Padma completely annoys me. I don't care how hot she thinks she is or how hot every guy around the globe thinks she is . . . she just bugs me.

Missy said...

I love the Italian guy, though he does not deliver on the food. Ia m for the short Lesbian with the bad attitude!!

The new judge guy gets on my nerves, I get it! He's funny! Pun-tastic!

ReRe said...

wow!!! padma is HOT!

i'm sad Ariane (or as i like to call her, Mom) went home. i thought she was out of her rut. i heart Stephan (even if everyone else hates him).
I hate jamie and her snootiness. i love carla's bug eyes! and i love fabio!

i now want some lamb chops smothered in fabio

darkblack said...

Have you been demonstrating the culinary arts with Rachel Ray again, Doctor?

;>)

dguzman said...

Dr. Matty McMatterson met Chef Jamie when he was in San Francisco over the holidays, and he assures me that she and I will make a lovely couple. Yay for me! So I hope she wins!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Darkblack-That was hilarious, thanks for the link!

Delia-I'm hoping you crazy kids can make a go of it. And I'm hoping Jamie will send me some good food.

ReRe-I love it that you see how hot Padma is.

Missy-Fabio is a dish best served cold.

LMS-She bugs me in a good way. Hubba hubba.

Karen-I hope you saw the comment I left on your blog. There's of more of Padma to be seen if you're willing to look.

Chris said...

I am two episodes behind but I have them waiting for me on Tivo. If these pics of Padma are from the last two episodes, I will be watching them tonight! Like a wise man once said, "Padma, hubba hubba".

Claire said...

I'm behind on TC; I didn't know that Ariane was out. I like Stephan and Fabio, but I'm rooting for Jamie.

Anonymous said...

I no longer have a tv, but when I did I saw Padma on some Food Network show. Let's just say the best way to enjoy her talents is with the sound off. But yes, she is very easy on the eyes, and it was amusing to see her interview chefs who had a hard time answering because they were too distracted.

Little Merry Sunshine said...

Okay, I will give you that those are some HOT pics of Padma. And I went and found the pics you didn't use and WOW. That's all I have to say. But she still annoys me . . . and NOT in a good way.

Matthew Hubbard said...

I can understand how Salman Rushdie went temporarily insane and married her.

I'm not feeling all that stable myself right now.

GETkristiLOVE said...

Meh. She's not as hot as Heidi Klum. The third pic doesn't even look like her.