Now having said that why do I delete some comments? For these reasons:
- the commenter is a right wing troll who has been insulting to me or my commenters in the past.
- the commenter annoys or has annoyed me in the past.
- you pointed out a typo for which I am grateful and it was corrected so your comment has been rendered moot.
- your comment denied the premise of a comedic post I wrote.
- you took issue with and started an argument another of my commenters in my comments section.
- you are a spammer and are trying to use my blog to drive business to your blog or web page.
- you left multiple comments on the same post or responded to another commenter repeatedly.
If you see I have deleted your comment please don't be an ass and keep trying to leave the same comment or leaving another comment about how I am abusing your freedom of speech because I am not. If you have the ability to comment on my blog then you can write your own blog. And then I can feel free not to read it.
As for what comments may annoy me, it's really a crap shoot. What may annoy me one day may not annoy me the next. If you are a long time commenter who usually leaves funny or complimentary comments I'll let you slide if you write a comment that may annoy me one day. I'll also give the benefit of the doubt to most Canadian women, a few Finns, and to a player to be named later.
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(yes, I already did this here)
Have any of my comments been deleted? Just curious. And I hear you with the spammer. I've only gotten a few and it pisses me off. Me. The president of THAT BLUE YAK.
I'm cool with it. I'm a lurker, anyway! :)
Hey, I can be Finnish...does that help??? I can be anything your little heart desires...excuse me , I was flashing back about 20 years.
I hate those spammers too.
Anyone's right to free speech stops at the door of your blog. Like you said, they can get their own.
Meh, sounds good to me! Master of your domain!
I love that people plead for their free speech on a blog comments section. That's classic. It's like a tree no one heard fall in the woods complaining that no one hearing it fall violates its free speech.
I hope you know that my comments are always meant to be complimentary or funny. If they're not funny, well, sometimes I'm off or out of material. Sorry.
I tend to be sarcastic, and that will come through in my comments. I want to be sure you know that my sarcasm is just a joke.
I feel sure you already know this, but I like to be sure.
haha splotchy!
Have I been deleted? Oh well, I continue to crush you with my bloggy love, even if I can't always slither over here...I say hi to you on other blogs...
smoochies!
Please buy my Tupperware. I disagree with everyone and hate blogs. Please buy my Tupperware. I'm so glad I'm a Canadian woman.
Of course, I totally support this policy. Sincerely, A Canadian Woman xo
...and that's why you should buy Amway.
Hey! What happened to my well-crafted sales pitch?!
Damn you, Monkerstein!
Regards,
Tengrain
I think you delete me when I start up with my freestyle poetry.
seems reasonable enough to me!
OK, I'll stop trying to convince you to accept Jesus as your personal savior and to contribute to the George W. Bush Presidential Library fund. Just don't delete me!
Yay! I'm Finnish! Blog Comment Deletion Immunity is mine. It's almost like having a Super Power. Tomorrow, th(DELETED!)
I'm super lucky! I get to annoy you in person!
What happens to people who point out you have a lot of rules?
he deletes their comments. watch this one go.
Typical liberal deletist attitude. (Get it? "deletist"? Huh? huh? I kill me.)
Like my Mom used to say, "commentors should be seen and not heard." Or was it "stop touching yourself"...?
Regardless, I think your comment policy should be posted in public places. The 10 Commandments aren't doing anybody any good, we might as well at least try keep the blogosphere tidy, right?
At least I know if my comment ever annoys you, you won't break up with me entirely. I appreciate the pass, my simian stud muffin.
As a Canadian woman, I now have this overwhelming urge to say FUCK YOU, MONKEY! But I think I'll save that card for when I really need it.
Your blog, your policy ;)
We love you too Dr. :P.
We are free to write, but manners are very important.
But, I really do know how to enhance your sexual performance, Dr. Monkeyspank.
(I have just assumed you have deleted every comment I've ever left here and have been depressed about it for years.)
I especially love the cretins who leave snide comments but don't have blogs of their own. I immediately delete their idiotic comments with a clear conscience.
Does anyone know who secret dubai is?
Sorry, couldn't resist!
I love you too much to ever get deleted.
What about hot Norwegian chicks from Minne-snow-ta? Do we get a free pass or two?? *wink wink*
these cracked me up ;)
i wonder if anybody other than me was crazy enough to ask the comment policy in person when they first met you. or was i prescient in knowing you would have a strict one.
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