It promises to be the best Christmas special I've ever done!! And yes, it's going to be even better than my previous best Christmas special Happy Holidays, From all of us in Rehab!My special this year will include such highlights as Rachel True and I doing 'Little Drummer Boy' as a duet while we reenact scenes from Last Tango in Paris.
Barbie Benton and I singing 'O Holy Night' while huffing glue and tap dancing.
Mia and Nomar Hamm will come by and do a special Hanukkah skit for my Jewish friends. 
And I promise that it will in no way be anti Semitic like last year's skit with Michelle Malkin and Bay Buchanan was. Oy, I may never live that one down! :)This chick from an undetermined Scandinavian country
will drop by to teach me the real meaning of Christmas which I'll promptly forget after we come back from a commercial break.Next up, I'll go caroling in my new neighborhood with Mummenschanz,
Salt N Pepa,
and the Captain and Tennile.
Then Santa Claus 
and his elves
will drop by with gifts for me and my guests. And by 'gifts' I mean bottles of hard liquor and some hardcore tranny porn DVDs.Then after my guests and I get liquored and tranny porned up, the choir from the First Church of We're Whiter Than You will come by to sing a few sacred Christmas songs. They'll also silently judge us all and pray that we get sent to hell because we don't believe the same things they do.
So, as you can see, it promises to be a great show. Set the Tivo's, the DVR's, call the kids in off the lawn, and just sit back and soak up the Christmas magic with your pal Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein and his holiday guests.
16 comments:
The spirit of Christmas... I am enchanted by what I will soon behold!
Sweet!
Sing it with me now:
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
What with tranny porn playing and Monkey a-braying
And hearts warmed with beer....
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
I'm so pumped that you got that Last Tango skit past the network censors! I know it was a real concern for a while there.
Can't wait--your show just MAKES my xmas.
Will Ho! Ho! Ho! take on a whole new meaning for me after I watch the show?
If I even hear a note of "Grandma got run over by a reindeer", I'm turning the damned thing off. Clap on, Clap off. Chi, Chi, Chi, Chia pets better not show up either.
Hulk Hogan's Buddy is Santa? I have to see this...I am sure Santa loves Tranny Porn.
Now which stations will your special be on or is it being covered by every station - all the networks, basic cable, expanded cable, and the premium channels?
I simply cannot wait. This will be the best part of Christmas!
We are so lucky to have you Dr. Monkey!
God Bless Us Everyone.
I'm coming over to your house for Xmas. We don't have enough Jeebus in our house.
OK..you have me all excited. Do I have to camp out at the store for an early release??? The mice ate my sleeping bag, just wondering.
What? no Clay Aiken? fuck this
Wait, didn't Salt, or was it Pepper, die? How can you go caroling with a dead woman?
Kirby-It was one of those chicks who sang 'Waterfalls' that died.
I can't wait until it comes out on Laser Disc!
I cannot wait for your Christmas special!! It's entirely too flawless.
Remind me to tell you my BB yarn.
'Rachel True and I doing 'Little Drummer Boy' as a duet...'
Rump-a-bum-bum
;>)
Dusty Rhodes....how sad.
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