Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Adventures in retail

The other day I went to Virginia to buy a Mega Millions lotto ticket and there was a female store clerk standing on the counter hanging up some Christmas decorations. Another female clerk behind the counter said, "I'm at this register sir, I'll ring you up here." The register she was referring to was the one clerk #1 was standing in front of, with her butt facing me.

I smiled at the clerk behind the counter as I stepped over closer to the lotto machine and I said as I pointed to clerk #1, "I'll let you ring me up over there because I don't know her well enough yet to go sticking my face in her butt." Clerk #2 laughed and said she understood. Clerk #1 turned around and gave me a little smile.

12 comments:

Joe said...

Now THAT is what Christmas is all about.

Elizabeth said...

Nice one, Monkey.

pissed off patricia said...

So do you think you know her well enough now? I mean she did smile at you.

Anonymous said...

Such the gentleman! Let's hope your good behavior brings good luck to that lottery ticket!

dguzman said...

Only in Virginia.

Chris said...

Funny! I'll refrain from butt or vertical smile jokes, too easy.

Karen Zipdrive said...

I have a pet peeve about waiters sticking their asses in my face as they bend over to serve the next table.
If I want an ass in my face I'll watch Fox News.

MommyLisa said...

that was fun to read.

BeckEye said...

And then everyone took off their clothes, right?

I'm sorry...I've been reading too much Penthouse Forum lately.I thought that's where this was heading.

Tengrain said...

Is that how you score all the hot chicks, you simian love machine?

Regards,

Tengrain

kim said...

Well, that's just a fantasy come true, isn't it?

Missy said...

What a gentleman!