Monday, November 10, 2008

Why the Republicans lost

Here's a few reasons why the Republicans lost the White House and so many seats in Congress:
  • The lying murdering greedy pig known as George W. Bush.
  • Dick "I have no compassion" Cheney.
  • McCain had months to find a running mate and he ended up picking someone who was supposed to do what he could not, excite his base.
  • Obama out organized everyone and that includes Hillary and McCain.
  • The unpopular war.
  • The bad economy which was brought to us by years and years of failed conservative fiscal policy and corporate greed.
  • McCain's insulting pick of Sarah Palin was supposed to get disaffected Hillary supporters because Palin has a vagina. Duh. Genitals is about the only thing she and Clinton have in common.
  • McCain ran a lackluster campaign that counted on everyone supporting him because he was a POW.
  • People have finally seen through the religious right.
  • The anti immigrant stance of the GOP finally woke Hispanics up.
  • McCain's many flip flops. The one that really did him in was when he went to Liberty University and he had his picture taken with that dead homophobic pig Falwell.
  • No matter who many times they try to tell us that we are a "center right" nation, we're not. Americans support Social Security, Medicare, and a majority of us support single payer universal health insurance, those are all programs and ideas promoted and supported by the left.
  • The failure of the corporate media to frame the debate. They kept trying to distract us with things like Rev. Wright, Hillary's pants suits, the "rift" between Hillary and Obama, Mitt Romney's 17 kids, Mike Huckabee's penchant for fried squirrel, but it didn't work.
  • After 8 years of being led by a moron who not only does not understand the Constitution, he disdained it, we had had enough. No amount of fear mongering and phony patriotic bullshit was going to sway us from tossing out the people who brought us the economic meltdown, the war of terror, domestic spying, the Patriot Act, and who stood by and let 9/11 happen.

For the past 14 years 'bi-partisan' has meant that progressives and Democrats had to be more like Republicans, here's hoping that that kind of backwards thinking becomes obsolete. President-elect Obama and the new larger Democratic majority in Congress have a clear mandate to change the policies that brought us all this pain and national shame. This election was a slate cleaner, let's make sure they do what we the people want and not what the corporations want.

11 comments:

Megan said...

The corporations aren't going to give up without a fight. And they have a lot more money than we do, even considering the losses on Wall Street. We are going to have to keep awake. Don't fall back asleep now that the election is over and just say "dude, you fix it, I'm too busy watching Idol, updating Facebook, and playing Xbox."

Not that I think you or any of your readers would do such a thing!! :)

I guess what I'm getting at is that if you have really listened to this man and what he is proposing, you know that he needs our help to succeed. We've got to keep awake!

Miss Alex said...

Well said well said... *applause*

Snad said...

Please, I beg you with all my heart, refrain from offering any proof of that Clinton-Palin connection of which you speak.

Joe said...

I, for one, am looking forward to having a president who's smarter than I am.

Mauigirl said...

Great list, Dr. Monkey. I think you've hit all the nails on the head.

So far Obama seems poised to do what he said he'd do. He's working on reversing 200+ executive orders or vetoes that Bush made, and is working on closing Gitmo. Pretty good considering he hasn't even taken office yet.

Barbara Bruederlin said...

McCain's insulting pick of Sarah Palin was supposed to get disaffected Hillary supporters because Palin has a vagina. Duh. Genitals is about the only thing she and Clinton have in common.

That, my friend, is so true.

Westcoast Walker said...

A great and accurate analysis from my favourite erudite simian blogger!

MommyLisa said...

What is so funny about who was for McCain/Palin that I know is that they are the people who benefit MOST from Democratic programs. Their ONE AND ONLY reason to stick with Republicans is that they are "Pro-Life".
My BIL and his wife make REALLY good money and her sister and his hubby do not have a pot to pee in, yet my BIL says they DO NOT GET IT and were mad that he was voting for Obama. I asked him, "Do they realize they will get their checks with Obama, and not so much with McCain?" - "Nope. Total morons."

The peope on the right are there - and the only reason they stay there is a woman's right to choose and gay marriage. Sooo 1953!

Love the list Monkey-man!

Ubermilf said...

Amen to your last paragraph.

Clinton did very little to change the supply-side economic, deregulation-happy trend that Reagan started and that has brought our country to its knees.

Maybe Obama will.

Megan said...

Swear to got I had not read this:

http://www.zmag.org/znet/viewArticle/19398

before that comment!

This was a pretty great list, by the way.

themom said...

Great list there Monkey. Now we see and hear daily, how the Republicans know they have to reorganize - but I honestly don't believe that is possible at the moment. They are going to spend the majority of their time trying to defeat Obama's every move...per their usual course.