Tuesday, November 4, 2008

We now join our story which is already in progress...

The people on the street heard a noise and as they turned to see what the loud boom was, they saw a map of Europe after the Congress of Vienna running away.
Inspector Creech shouted, "Drop those doughnuts you fat bastards! Let's get that map!"

4 comments:

Snad said...

"Bartleby, you fool! This aren't doughnuts. They're cake! Besides, I may be a fat bastard, but that Napoleon chap only has a 1-inch wanger. How can that be a threat to Europe?"

libhom said...

The woman in the top cartoon must have lousy depth perception.

Anonymous said...

Wait, are you talking about Fat Bastard wines or some obese men? Because I think that might impact the ending of the story

Elizabeth said...

Dang Veronica Lake-esque hairdo! It's impairing her vision!