I hope those come with a matching terrycloth bathrobe and coffee cup.
Do they make your feet smell like fish?
Sorry, I already cleaned out Wal-Mart's supply of those. There aren't any left for you.
Isn't there a law against atheists donning Jeebus-wear?
Uh-huh and what's written on your undies then?
I want to wear those tomorrow when I celebrate communion.
Do they let you walk on water?
Any man who wears those is keeping Jesus on his toes.
Do those make the farting noise while you walk?
The Pope wants to know if they come in red?
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just so I can kick your ass when you come by to wake me up early.
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I hope those come with a matching terrycloth bathrobe and coffee cup.
Do they make your feet smell like fish?
Sorry, I already cleaned out Wal-Mart's supply of those. There aren't any left for you.
Isn't there a law against atheists donning Jeebus-wear?
Uh-huh and what's written on your undies then?
I want to wear those tomorrow when I celebrate communion.
Do they let you walk on water?
Any man who wears those is keeping Jesus on his toes.
Do those make the farting noise while you walk?
The Pope wants to know if they come in red?
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