This line of work as been good to Katherine Harris since she got her ass kicked in the Florida Senate race in 2006, so I guess Michelle "Bat Shit Crazy" Bachman would do well at it too.I'm all about helping former Republican Congress people find work, that's just how I roll yo.
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That reminds me of a joke:
Two protons walk into a black hole.
Dr. Monkey,
I nominate you for Huminatarian of the Year. You are so kind and warm-hearted to everyone. You see only love and goodness in the world. We need more people and monkeys like you.
Or she could be a waitress in Johnson City. She can work the Sunday after church shift where in the place of monetary tips, she can receive a lovely religious tract.
Really, you are much too kind. Bachmann, if she said what they said she said, but didn'y mean when she said it, deserves our pity, I suppose, but employment advice? You go above and beyond, Dr. MVM.
I've gotten one of those religious tracks for a tip! I wanted to tell the guy "Look, be a cheapass if you want to, but don't try to pin it on Jesus. Own up!"
Anyway, there are lots of lovely Republicans living in her area that I'm sure would allow her to do their landscaping for them. She is her own fertilizer factory, after all!
Are ya kidding me? She doesn't have to work, she's from Minnesota. She's got 10,000 lakes to fish from.
Dr. Monkey, your middle name should be "Give".
What a generous soul. And I love your tags too yo.
It's a perfect vocation for her.
I am saying this in my apologetic, sad voice - "sometimes my words get twisted," but Dr. Monkey you are so very kind!
Now, my regular blasting voice...HOPE SHE LOSES!!!
On a blog that is filled with funny post after funny post and clever graphic after clever graphic, I do think you have hit a new high point.
Too fecking funny my good Monkey doctor!
maybe michelle can clean your septic tank?
I thought maybe she could collect empty aluminum cans.
So nice of you to help her with her job plans.
"Or she could be a waitress in Johnson City. She can work the Sunday after church shift where in the place of monetary tips, she can receive a lovely religious tract."- John Shuck
I actually used to wait tables in Bachmann's district and there are plenty of people who leave religious tract tips and say things like "It is too bad you have to be working on Sunday morning." I never had the moxie to say, "Well, if you did not patronize the restaurant, we would not be open and I would be free to worship!"
I do not live in her district, I have a nice, normal Congressman who is African American and a Muslim! I guess he is the opposite of her.
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