"I'm outraged that you took a photo of me with out all my make up on. I look terrible! My two lady friends look better than I do right now. I'll get you for this, I swear it."
"I'm upset that we got an uppity negro running for President. I like all my Presidents to be lily white like my purty backside."
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Republican gadfly Ron Paul:
"I'm outraged that I have to pay taxes. I don't want to pay taxes. The government should not collect taxes or do things for people. Only corporations and big business should be doing things for people and they should only do it for a profit. Hey, I think I crapped my pants again, can I have another cookie and some Thorazine?"
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Former POW and current cause of partisan gridlock in Washington DC John Bush-McCain:
"I'm outraged that I had to wait so long to be President! I was entitled to it years ago! My daddy was an admiral and so was my grandfather, so that means I get to be President. If you don't elect me I'll kick your motherf*cking ass you damn pansy!"
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A cute little piggy:
"I'm outraged that people keep using the word 'pig' and Sarah Palin in the same sentence. We're much cuter than she is and we don't want the government to tell you what to do with your body. And we don't go around telling people to pray to some wrathful diety who hates gay people for stupid shit like natural gas pipelines. Oh yeah, we also don't go around saying that the immoral war in Iraq is 'God's will' either. Vote Obama/Biden '08!"
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I too am outraged you don't post more photos of Ms Hayak. That poor asshole Carville-having to go home each night to "horsey Mary!"
YIKES, can Cindy's fake tits look any worse in that photo??? Skin straining to hold onto weight.....ugh....
i agree with the cute little piggy!
And check out Cindy's tired old... well, you know.
That'll do, pig!
Pigs are getting a really bad rap. I'd actually vote for one over McCainbush and his MILF running mate.
Thank goodness you finished with the picture of the pig, so I could try to wash out that photo of whoever that really was in the bikini. God how I feel for the poor soul who had to wax THAT pooty!
Now, after saying that, I need to go back and stare at the piggy for a while.
Toilet seat horse shoes??!?! Wonderful!
And pigs are so cute. Poor pigs having their name smeared through the lipstick!
Pigs are pretty smart, you know.
Say, Monkey - did you know that McCain was a POW? Wow.
I am outraged that I did not think of "Pootycooter" first!
Mmmmm... more Salma, please.
That'll do Palin. That'll do.
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